That moment when your life can be described as a series of hashtags. #FML to top it all, followed by #MustLoseWeightOrDie and #HavingAPretendedLifeOnTheInternetIsEpicFail .
Ok the time I have to log in here and update you is directly proportional to the time I spend listening to Aerosmith's songs. Yes, none. So Basically this is a short post because I have to rush back and gulp loads of water. For the unaware I am on a drink-8-glasses-of-water spree. Earlier in my life I have always been surprised how come I pee regularly with the amount of water I used to drink, because technically and scientifically it should have happened once a week.
8 days later I have a Family Function. And no, not a Family Fuction that I am being dragged to BUT in fact a Family Function that I am happily willfully going to. NowNow the dress I shall be wearing is body hugging, so to avoid looking like a huge elephant that has been forced at gun point to fit in a swimsuit, I have to DIET.
Yes Peeeepal, NIA CHARMS the goddess of food and unhealthy snacking, the epitome of cheese burst pizzas and the official sponsor of Fizz drinks is finally going on a diet.
(NowNow doesn't my cartoon version of me look slim already?)
Plus Heels will take a swirling entry into my life. Yes, despite being a girl (though some would deny that) I have never tried wearing heels. Not even the ones that are subtly attached to some sandals. So I am really looking forward to dwindling and walking by the walls with full support and falling mid ways. Damn them celebrations.
So Byeth people, the next post will be posted by a slimmer Nia Charms. Look forward to it and keep sending me Fan Mails.
(NO I DO NOT GET FAN MAILS AND THIS IS A NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINT TO YOU GUYS TO WRITE TO ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU CANT PASS A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT ME POSTING SHIT.)
Now I should go and pee. You cant count how many times you have to rush to the bathroom if you decide to drink 8 glasses of water in a day.
