Friday, January 20, 2012

I am sexy and I know it.






That moment when your life can be described as a series of hashtags. #FML to top it all, followed by #MustLoseWeightOrDie and #HavingAPretendedLifeOnTheInternetIsEpicFail .



Ok the time I have to log in here and update you is directly proportional to the time I spend listening to Aerosmith's songs. Yes, none. So Basically this is a short post because I have to rush back and gulp loads of water. For the unaware I am on a drink-8-glasses-of-water spree. Earlier in my life I have always been surprised how come I pee regularly with the amount of water I used to drink, because technically and scientifically it should have happened once a week.



8 days later I have a Family Function. And no, not a Family Fuction that I am being dragged to BUT in fact a Family Function that I am happily willfully going to. NowNow the dress I shall be wearing is body hugging, so to avoid looking like a huge elephant that has been forced at gun point to fit in a swimsuit, I have to DIET.

Yes Peeeepal, NIA CHARMS the goddess of food and unhealthy snacking, the epitome of cheese burst pizzas and the official sponsor of Fizz drinks is finally going on a diet. 








(NowNow doesn't my cartoon version of me look slim already?)

Plus Heels will take a swirling entry into my life. Yes, despite being a girl (though some would deny that) I have never tried wearing heels. Not even the ones that are subtly attached to some sandals. So I am really looking forward to dwindling and walking by the walls with full support and falling mid ways. Damn them celebrations.

So Byeth people, the next post will be posted by a slimmer Nia Charms. Look forward to it and keep sending me Fan Mails.



(NO I DO NOT GET FAN MAILS AND THIS IS A NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINT TO YOU GUYS TO WRITE TO ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU CANT PASS A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT ME POSTING SHIT.)



Now I should go and pee. You cant count how many times you have to rush to the bathroom if you decide to drink 8 glasses of water in a day.


Saturday, January 14, 2012

A library of questions. A leaflet of answers.


Caution: Ranty post.




Too many questions. Not many answers.







Discovering yourself. It’s a hard task. . There is no time that you would
sit and introspect. What do you want? Why do you want it? Is it a crazy
obsession that will fade away as you get your hands on it? Or is it something
that would change who you are? Is it even relevant?





You wake up. Brushing is a herculean task. You skip it and your mom serves
you your breakfast. Half fried egg and two slices of bread. The same everyday.


You log on to the web. Sadness pours onto your blog. The hours of your day vanish away before you can
count till 100 in your brain. Nature's call, hunger and other things happen in
short breaks ranging from 3.56 to 3.57 minutes.


You realise its evening. You slog your ass to the gym. From putting away
looking into the mirror due to shame to the your day-by-day firming opinion how
you should get used to living a fattie all your life because that's how it
feels is supposed to be. You get back home thinking about various #EpicFail
ways and diets you ll do the next day. You run to your laptop like a mother
running to her just found kid. You make desperate attempts at being funny at
Twitter. No one rebloged. No new followers. Finally your bum gives in to be
glued at a single place for hours. You literally experience what 'pain in the
ass’ feels like. Late night consecutive reruns of Big Bang theory, Two and a Half men, Glee and Supernatural replace the tradition of bed time stories. You
put the Television on a sleep timer and close your eyes before it shuts down.
Dark makes you imagine all type of creatures. Its time to sleep.





All through the day you just keep yourself involved so that you dont have to
think about more pressing issues. How life was supposed to be about Chartered
Accountancy. How the dreams and the plans to study day and night were being
tweeted away. Ambition was forgotten. Getting yourself drunk on an overdose of
a desperate virtual life and ignorance somehow trying to not think about the
nightmare that is near. A result that is sure to have you flunked.





Do I want to live the rest of my life this way, messing up my social life?


Do I want to do Chartered Accountancy?


Do I want to go on a crash diet, fat burners look good on the cost of my
fucked up health?


Do I want to ignore all the calls of people until they get tired enough to
try anymore?





Hundreds of questions circling your mind with the same answer. I don’t know.





But there is one question I firmly know the answer to : 


Do I want people
telling me how to get my life straight, how to correct my sleep cycle, how I
should be studying, how social life needs to be given a chance?
 





NO.






Monday, January 2, 2012

Where Humans Dare Not : NASA’s Spidernaut robots will go


While the robot pictured made above may seem scary to those individuals who experience from arachnophobia, in fact it’s one of the next additional car programs (EVR) that NASA is operating on for upcoming space-borne development tasks. Properly known as “Spidernaut” for its arachnid creativity, it appears like its real-life version enough that we believe the fact we did not want in order to match the element in a black street.

Built by groups at the Jackson Place Middle, Spidernaut has been created to fix the exclusive issues that the next technology of space trip existing. With programs still in the operates at NASA to deliver a manned car to Mars and other beautiful vacation spots, the business recommendations for the tasks contact for automobiles that are either too huge or too weak to be created here on Soil. NASA’s option is to deliver several payloads into space to develop space channels that will become space-docks. These channels will be the holding details for the development of the automobiles required to aid human being life during extensive inter-planetary trips. To help with the developing procedure, Spidernauts will be used to do function that would either be too risky or would need a stage of management that would be challenging for a person being in an area fit.


Spidernaut
 

While the software made above may seem scary to those individuals who experience from arachnophobia, in fact it’s one of the next additional car programs (EVR) that NASA is operating on for upcoming space-borne development tasks. Properly known as “Spidernaut” for its arachnid creativity, it appears like its real-life version enough that we believe the fact we did not want in order to match the element in a black street.

Built by groups at the Jackson Place Middle, Spidernaut has been created to fix the exclusive issues that the next technology of space trip existing. With programs still in the operates at NASA to deliver a manned car to Mars and other beautiful vacation spots, the business recommendations for the tasks contact for automobiles that are either too huge or too weak to be created here on Soil. NASA’s option is to deliver several payloads into space to develop space channels that will become space-docks. These channels will be the holding details for the development of the automobiles required to aid human being life during extensive inter-planetary trips. To help with the developing procedure, Spidernauts will be used to do function that would either be too risky or would need a stage of management that would be challenging for a person being in an area fit.

Spidernaut straddling

The experts at NASA liked the concept of using an arachnid-inspired EVR for the benefits its eight feet would provide for space-borne development. Using Spidernaut is valuable because its eight feet will be able to propagate the bodyweight of the EVR out while journeying over components that are in development and the capability to straddle elements like solar arrays and telescope showcases while accomplishing servicing. This will allow the EVR to function on said components without putting them in threat of being broken by Spidernaut itself.

The Spidernaut even has the capability to make its own web, just like a actual examine, for use in journeying between two components. Using space tethers, the EVR can make a assistance program that will allow it to examine around to the different places it needs to go. The addition of this capability is genuine professional on NASA’s aspect as this assistance program will be able to move and respond but not separate, generating it suitable for the afflication of space.

Right now there is one operating magic size in Dallas that is being designed for upcoming tasks, and is being used as the time frame for other EVR’s being designed for different requirements.

Source: http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/nasas-spidernaut-robots-will-go-where-humans-dare-not-2012012/