So this chicka Hannah, dropped an award on me, because she's got a big crush on me an stalks my page like I'm made out of chocolate filling. I graciously accept my award, and pass on the required information below... THANK YOU HANNAH!!
To accept the award, I am required to write seven things about myself, eh? Well this will be difficult, as I am in witness protection, and cannot divulge too much personal information. Here goes!!
1: I believe in reincarnation. I have to, I’ve screwed this life up pretty bad, so I’m hoping for a do-over. No really, I’ve been here before. Why else would I have no patience for stupid?
2: I believe we are all created in God’s image. Some of you were created when God was hungover.
3: As a dear friend recently revealed, yes, I was in marching band in high school. And orchestra. And jazz band. And symphonic band. And a rock band. And a country band. Call me a band fag, and I’ll do pentatonic triplets ON YOUR FACE.
4: I am pro capital punishment. I am also pro corporal punishment. I think the latter helps prevent the former.
5: If I ever went to Sturgis or Daytona Bike Week, I would actually ride my motorcycle there, not put it on a trailer and haul it. Because my motorcycle already has EFFING WHEELS on it, and that’s why it also has a seat. SO YOU CAN RIDE IT.
6: I wear my hair cut short. Real short. Razor cut short. In the shower.
7: I like long walks on the beach, Fuzzy Navels, snuggling under a blanket by the fire, and my favorite movie is Death Proof.
